tech support

first, read this email i got off of matt and shannon's blog. it goes perfectly with the news i have to share with you today..

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0 , NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 .Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed,Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour7.0 or Beer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta .Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck! Tech Support

haha.. too funny.

now for my real computer problems... last week while working in photoshop, a warning box appeared that talked about a corrupt file. not wanting to mess anything up, i ignored it and kept going. well wouldn't you know, the next day the computer crashes. so after multiple attempts of my husband 1.0 attempting to fix it (sorry honey!), our laptop is now with one of his IT guys at work. soooo, for me that means no photoshop, which makes me super bummed right now cause i took some kickin' bridals last night of my good friend nichole, can't wait to show you! so no pics with this post, i hope the funny email will suffice..

we do have some big plans this weekend, starting with rumba dancing tonight, chuckwagon festival tomorrow, a wedding tomorrow night, then up to tipton, ks for a family fishing tourny... i cant's wait!!